I write now as a different man than the one who last posted on this internet log. I am bitter, twisted, my face and fingers bent and gnarled with disappointment. I have eaten about 10 Gari Gari Kuns and not one so far has provided me with the secret message that will bestow another Gari Gari Kun upon me free. Am I cursed ? Is it my fate to go unblessed by Gari Gari Kun’s kindness? Or is ‘Gari’ a charlatan, a common fraudster who promises the world but delivers nothing but humiliation?
I cannot be sure at this stage. The only real way to find out, I fear, is to eat 10 more Gari Gari Kuns. With a heavy heart I accept my fate. So it shall be.
2 responses so far ↓
Jenn // September 27, 2009 at 12:24 am
…i like this. made me laugh XDD
good luck in finding the secret message!
(did you ever?)
supastring // September 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
@Jenn
I’m happy to say that eventually I did find the coveted message, but only after eating about FIFTY Gari Gari Kuns.
It was a happy moment, without doubt, but because I spent so much effort to get the message, I never traded the wooden stick in for a free lolly, but kept it instead. And by that time, I’d grown quite weary of little Gari Gari and his frozen soda anyway.
If you ever plan to hunt for the secret message yourself, remember that it will take commitment!